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Daily Joke: Three Brothers Age 92, 94 and 96 Live in a House Together

Olawale Ogunjimi
Mar 14, 2021
01:20 P.M.

Three brothers aged 92, 94, and 96 lived in a house together but seemed to be losing their memory. One day, the 96-year-old came to the conclusion that everyone had become forgetful.

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Three brothers lived together and gave each other company. One day, the 96-year-old drew a bath, and when his foot got into the water, he paused and called his brother.

He yelled, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" His 94-year-old brother replied from downstairs, " I don't know; I'll come up and see." After a while, he paused.

A man in a farm pets his dog next to his horse while out in the county. I Photo: Pixabay.

A man in a farm pets his dog next to his horse while out in the county. I Photo: Pixabay.

While making his way upstairs, the 94-year-old stopped and asked, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" Their 92-year-old brother, who was in the kitchen shook his head pitifully after what he had witnessed.

The 92-year-old was in the kitchen making coffee. He said to himself, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocked on wood for good luck and yelled to his brothers "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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An old couple walking in the park. | Photo: Shutterstock

An old couple walking in the park. | Photo: Shutterstock

Here's another joke about a man who was late for work. While he was rushing out in panic, someone yelled, "stop!!' The man stopped, not knowing what to do.

Shortly after he stopped, a car crash happened close to him, missing him by a few inches. The man was confused by what had happened.

A photo of a frustrated young man with his hand on his face. | Photo: Unsplash

A photo of a frustrated young man with his hand on his face. | Photo: Unsplash

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But he realized he was too late to pause for an explanation. He left the people who had gathered around the scene and dashed off to work.

Not too long after that, he heard a voice scream, "stop!!." He paused in confusion, and a minute later, a stray tire crashed into a store close to him, missing him by a few inches again.

Person using a laptop. | Photo: Pexels

Person using a laptop. | Photo: Pexels

The man, fully frustrated at the voice, yelled back "where were you when I was getting married." Click here to read another funny and unconventional joke.

Source: reddit

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