Daily Joke: Son Graduates from High School and Is Asked to Give a Speech

Ganesha's son Kevin graduated high school and had to deliver a speech. He read aloud from his prepared text: "I would like to talk about my mother and how she has influenced my life."

Then Kevin said that his mother is a shining example of parental love and that he adores her more than he could possibly express in words. At this point, it was evident that he was struggling with words.

There were some people in the audience who began to laugh. Following a pause, Kevin looked up and muttered slyly, "I'm really, really sorry, but it's very difficult to read my mother's handwriting."

THE THREE WOMEN

After partying the night away, three women got drunk and woke up in prison only to find that they were to be executed the following day, though none remembered what they did the night before.

A redhead, who completed Trinity Bible College, was strapped in the electric chair when she was asked if she had any last words. She said she believed in God's power to intervene on behalf of the innocent.

Another switch was thrown, but again, nothing happened.

They had the switch thrown, but nothing happened. Each one of them immediately fell to the floor on their knees, begged for her forgiveness, and released the redhead woman.

The brunette was then strapped in, and her last words were spoken. She said she had just graduated from Harvard Law and that she believed in the power of justice to intervene on the innocent one.

Another switch was thrown, but again, nothing happened. Similarly, they all cowered on their knees, pleaded for forgiveness, and released the brunette woman. Excited, the woman returned home.

A blonde in her 20's was strapped in and said: "I went to the University of Texas and graduated with an electrical engineering degree, and you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this in."

A good laugh stimulates the mind. Those who laughed at that joke will enjoy this story about a man visiting his friend who was ill with the flu. That wasn't his only problem, however.

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