Daily Joke: A Man Stranded on a Desert Island for 10 Years Meets a Beautiful Woman
A man stranded on a desert island for a decade for the first time met a beautiful woman who tried to fill him in on the fun he must have missed, but his response got everyone laughing.
A man, for the first time in a decade, meets a beautiful woman on an island where he had been trapped. The beautiful woman walked up to him in an eye-catching swimsuit, and a conversation ensued.
The beautiful woman asked him, "tell me, how long has it been since you last had a drink"? He replied, "Ten years," and immediately, she brought out a bottle of whiskey from inside her swimsuit, which he drank from.
The beautiful woman asked him again, "tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar"? He replied, "again, ten years." Amazed, she brought out a cigar and lighter from her swimsuit, and he began smoking.
After smoking, with seduction, she unzipped her swimsuit and said, "now tell me, how long has it been since you've had some real fun"? With excitement, he screamed:
"my God! Don't tell me you've got a PlayStation in there."
Enjoyed that joke? Here's another one: Joe's wife got some expensive make-up products that she thought was going to make her look a lot younger.
She spent hours in front of the mirror applying her said "miracle" products, but she needed to get her husband's opinion on her looks. She asked him:
"Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am"?
He looked over carefully and replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." She sweetly said, "Oh, you flatterer," but Joe interrupted:
"Hey, wait a minute, I haven't added them up yet."
Yet another joke: A certain man always went out to drink and came home very late every night. One night, his wife decided to teach him a lesson.
She decided to dress up like the devil and hide in the dark to scare her husband. When he got home, he saw her hiding and said:
"you don't scare me, I'm married to your sister"
Loved the jokes? Read another joke about a man who broke into a house here.