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Daily Joke: Retired Person Confirms His Age by Showing a Body Part

Stephen Thompson
May 03, 2021
11:30 P.M.

A retired family man made a trip down to the Social Security Office to apply for social security. He unwittingly forgets his credentials, but the receptionist had another way of confirming his age, and it included undoing some buttons.

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A married man retired from his line of work and promptly headed over to the Social Security building where he could apply for social security.

He met a woman behind the counter who requested his driver's license to confirm his age. It was at that moment the man realized he had forgotten his wallet.

An elderly man enjoying a glass of cocktail. | Photo: Unsplash.

An elderly man enjoying a glass of cocktail. | Photo: Unsplash.

He apologized to the woman and revealed that he would have to return home and come back some other time; however, she told him to undo his shirt buttons rather than have him leave.

He did, and she immediately caught sight of the silver hair growing on his chest. She told him the presence of the silver hair was a clear indication of his age and went on to process his application.

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A older man on a call. | Photo: Getty Images

A older man on a call. | Photo: Getty Images

The man was amused by it all, and when he got home, he told his wife about the woman at the Social Security office and her unusual method of age verification. After listening, his wife simply said,

"You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten a disability, too."

Photo of an old woman driving a car | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of an old woman driving a car | Photo: Getty Images

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Another joke: One day, an octogenarian man who has never tied the knot met a 75–year–old lady and fell in love immediately. The two lovebirds quickly made the walk down the aisle before they migrated to a tropical island for their honeymoon.

When the pair returned from their time away, the man's friend asked him how it went, and he got to hear about "The sun, the sand" and how they "made love almost every night."

A photo of a senior couple dancing and smiling in the kitchen. | Photo: Shutterstock.

A photo of a senior couple dancing and smiling in the kitchen. | Photo: Shutterstock.

His friend could not believe a man his age was having sex every night, and he asked how he managed to pull it off. The man quickly realized his mistake and replied,

"Oh, we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday…."

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An elderly couple holding hands. I Photo: Pixabay.

An elderly couple holding hands. I Photo: Pixabay.

Another joke: Two men were situated on a park bench reading newspapers when one of them suddenly lowered his paper and burst into tears.

The other man noticed the tears and offered his assistance. The teary-eyed man replied that he just read about the death of the world's richest man.

A photo of a frustrated young man with his hand on his face. | Photo: Unsplash

A photo of a frustrated young man with his hand on his face. | Photo: Unsplash

The other man asked him if they had been related, but the man tears up again as he replies that they had not been and it's why he was crying.

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