Daily Joke: A Man Found a Talking Frog on His Way
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who found a talking frog on his way back home. They had an interesting conversation with the man dropping a bombshell at the end.
After a long day at work, a man was walking back home when he stumbled on a frog by the sidewalk. He looked at the frog and walked away when he heard the little creature call out to him, saying:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
The guy stared at the frog for a moment, picked it up, and then dropped it in his pocket before continuing his journey home. After some minutes of walking, the frog spoke up again, saying:
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."
Again, the man picked up the frog from his pocket and stared at it for a long while before returning it to his pocket. He kept up with his walk, acting like the frog didn't give him a juicy deal.
After about 30 minutes, the frog spoke up again, promising the man that he will turn into a beautiful princess who would become his loving companion for the rest of his life. Similarly, the man picked up the frog.
He stared at it and returned it to his pocket, continuing with his journey. As expected, the frog cried out again, promising to stay with the man for a year and do anything he wants if a kiss is given.
The man picked the frog up again, stared at it, and returned it to his pocket. After more than an hour of walking, the frog got frustrated and yelled at the man, asking why he doesn't want to kiss it.
The frog wondered why none of its promises, no matter how juicy, enticed the man. After some seconds of silence, the man picked the frog and said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."