We all know that annoying and silly sibling that makes bad decisions all the time. However, the woman in the following joke probably doesn’t think her brother is just silly for what he did in this story.
Sadly, a pregnant woman was involved in a car crash while driving her car, and it was terrible. She had to be sent to a hospital and ended up being out in a coma for around two weeks as she recuperated.
When she finally woke up, she quickly noticed that her stomach was now flat and started panicking. A doctor came through to check on her, and the first thing she asked him was about her pregnancy.
A pregnant person making a heart-shape with their hands on their baby bump | Photo: Pixabay/tasha
The doctor calmed her down and told her to relax. He informed her that everything had gone very well, and the new mother had actually given birth to healthy twins while in a coma.
The woman was now the proud parent of a baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. She couldn’t help but sigh in relief as some tears escaped her eyes, and she thought about what it would be like to meet the twins for the first time.
A woman clutching at her stomach while lying in a hospital bed | Photo: Pixabay/Sharon McCutcheon
The doctor revealed to her that while she was comatose, her younger brother had been taking care of the children. He also shared with her that the sibling had even named the twins for her.
Now, this got the woman quite worried because she knew that her brother could be stupid sometimes. Taking in a deep breath, she asked the doctor what her younger sibling had named the children.
A doctor wearing blue scrubs with his hands folded at a hospital | Photo: Pixabay/Free-Photos
The medical professional informed her that the little girl was named Denise. The woman was quite relieved that the name seemed like quite a nice a decent one and asked what the boy’s name was, and the doctor said:
A man sleeping with a baby resting on his chest | Photo: Pixabay/PublicDomainPictures
The doctor never got to tell the woman that three best friends all passed away after being involved in the same car crash she was in. When they got to heaven, they went through orientation.
When asked what they wished to hear their friends say about them while resting in their caskets, each one had a different desire. The first man wanted them to say he was the greatest doctor and an even greater family man.
Two cute babies dressed in bunny costumes while holding stuffed animals | Photo: Pixabay/1035352
The second friend said he wanted his loved ones also to note that he was a fantastic husband and a teacher who made a big difference in the lives of the children he taught. The last guy simply said:
“They must say, ‘Oh my goodness, he’s moving!’”
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