Daily Joke: An Elderly Man Was Telling His Friend about a New Restaurant
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about an elderly man bragging to his friend about a new restaurant. Unfortunately, he encountered a slight problem when it came to remembering the name.
For the weekend, this elderly couple decided to take themselves out to a fancy restaurant. The lovebirds dressed up and ordered the best of meals, not afraid to splurge a bit. They had a swell time at the eatery.
The following day, they met up with friends. The husband began bragging to his best pal about the restaurant. He told his friend about the beautiful ambiance and how the staff was polite and helpful.
He gushed about the sumptuous meals and how he couldn’t bring himself to stop eating even when he felt satisfied. The friend, now curious about the experience, asked for the name of the place.
Unfortunately, the older man couldn’t remember. After some minutes of silence, the man said to his friend, “What do you call the long-stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”
Puzzled, the friend answered, “You mean a rose?” The elderly man exclaimed, turned to his wife next to him, and said, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”
Another hilarious joke is about three women aged 92, 94, and 96 who all live together in a house. One night, the 96-year-old drew a bath. As she placed one leg in, she got confused and yelled, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”
The 94-year-old responded from downstairs, saying she had no idea, but would come upstairs to take a look. As she climbed the staircase, she paused and asked if she was going up or coming down.
The 92-year-old is seated in the kitchen, enjoying a cup of coffee and watching her friends. She shook her head in disgust, bragging about how she could never be that forgetful. After a while, she decided to help them.
As she stood from the dining, she knocked on wood for good luck. Before getting to the staircase to help the 94-year-old, she took a pause and said, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”