Daily Joke: Mom Visits Her Son Who Lives with a Girl Roommate
A mom visited her son, who has a female roommate. She became suspicious of their relationship and came up with a strategy to find out.
One day, a mom paid a visit to her son, who lives with a female roommate. The mom stayed for dinner, and while they were eating, she could not help but admire his roommate.
The mom has long been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate, which only made her more curious about them.
While observing the two interact throughout the evening, she began to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Her son got a glimpse of her thought and assured her that they were just roommates, and she let the matter slide.
After a week, his roommate approached him and said, "ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He responded that he doubted that she would have taken it. He assured her he would write an email to her to be sure.
He wrote, "Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." He ended it with:
"Love, your son."
After some days, he got a response from his mom that read, "Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her." She continued:
"But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Mom.
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