Daily Joke: A Young Polar Bear Had Some Questions for Everyone
A young polar bear was unsure of his identity, so he approached his parents to enquire if he was a real polar bear. After weeks of questions, his parents became uncomfortable.
One day, a young polar bear walked up to his mother and asked if he was a real polar bear. Surprised at his question, his mom nodded and assured him that he was a real polar bear.
The next day, the young polar bear walked up to his father in his den and asked his dad if he was a real polar bear. His father looked at him closely with surprise and replied that he was a real polar bear.
After a week, the young polar bear still had questions in his mind, so he walked up to his mom and dad in their den and asked, "are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"
His parents affirmed that his grannies were real polar bears, and the young polar bear walked out of the den. His parents wondered why he had these funny questions in his heart.
Another week passed, and the young polar bear walked to his parents to continue his questions, but this time, he asked his parents if all his relatives were real polar bears.
His parents replied that his relatives were real polar bears, but this time around, they could not keep their thoughts to themselves and asked him why he kept asking such questions. The young polar bear screamed:
"because I'm bloody freezing!"
Another joke: A man went to the hairdresser with only three hairs on his head. The hairdresser asked him what he would like to be done on his head, and the man said he would like a side parting.
The hairdresser tried that, but a hair fell out. Then the man said, “just make it a middle parting.” The hairdresser tried doing that too, but another hair fell out. The hairdresser tried apologizing, but the man said, “oh bugger it! Just leave it a mess!”
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