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Daily Joke: An Elderly Woman Returns Home

Busayo Ogunjimi
Jun 15, 2021
06:00 P.M.

An older woman wanted to call her local bank branch for an inquiry but was transferred to a central center, and afterward, an argument would begin between the woman and the call center agent.

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A small older woman wanted to call her local bank branch, but the call was transferred to the bank's call center. So when she heard a person's voice, she asked, "Is that the High Street branch?"

Photo: AmoMama

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The voice at the other end replied that it was the company's new policy to deal with telephone calls directly instead of handing them over to the local bank branch.

Photo of a smiling old woman | Photo: Pexels

Photo of a smiling old woman | Photo: Pexels

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The little old lady insisted that she speak to the branch, but the voice on the phone insisted on helping the woman and asked her to explain her problem.

The woman was adamant, saying, "I don't think you can, young man. I need to speak to the branch." the call center operator refused and told the woman that there was nothing the center could not handle.

Photo of an old woman driving a car | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of an old woman driving a car | Photo: Getty Images

Finally, the old woman sighed and said, "Can you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?"

Another Joke: One day, an old lady went back to her house after returning from evening service. On her way home, she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man at her house trying to rob her home of some valuables.

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Photo of a thief trying to break into a house. | Photo: Pixabay

Photo of a thief trying to break into a house. | Photo: Pixabay

The woman yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The thief froze in his tracks.

The woman gently called the police and explained all that she did. While the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yelling a scripture to you." Shocked, the burglar said:

"Scripture? She said she had an Ax and Two 38's."

A robber hiding behind the wall | Photo: Freepik

A robber hiding behind the wall | Photo: Freepik

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