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Daily Joke: A Man Is Selling a Vacuum Cleaner

Lois Oladejo
May 20, 2021
11:30 P.M.

A man selling a vacuum cleaner approached an elderly woman to demonstrate how effective his vacuum cleaner is, but things didn't go as planned.

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An elderly lady heard a knock on her door one morning, and she was not expecting a visitor. When she walked to her door and opened it, she saw a well-dressed young man standing at the door.

Source: Amomama

Source: Amomama

The man greeted her and was holding a vacuum cleaner. He calmly asked her for a few minutes to demonstrate what he termed "the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

Photo of a man standing witha  vacuum cleaner in dining room at home  | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a man standing witha vacuum cleaner in dining room at home | Photo: Getty Images

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The woman hissed and asked the man to go because she had no money to purchase it. As she attempted closing the door, the young man wedged it with his foot.

He calmly asked the elderly woman to wait for his demonstration before heading back inside. After saying that, he did something that left her surprised.

A technician making use of a vacuum cleaner | Photo: Getty Images

A technician making use of a vacuum cleaner | Photo: Getty Images

He emptied a bucket of horse dung on her carpet and said if his vacuum cleaner did not take it all away, he would eat the rest. The elderly woman smiled and said:

"let me get you a spoon. Because they cut off my electricity this morning."

A horizontal image of a male door salesman putting an older lady under pressure to buy. | Photo: Getty Images

A horizontal image of a male door salesman putting an older lady under pressure to buy. | Photo: Getty Images

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Here's another joke about couples: An older couple whose partners had both died had been seeing each other for a while decided to get married after pressure from their friends.

Before their wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long talk about how their new family would work. They talked about their finances and living arrangements.

An elderly couple sit outside and enjoy a drink at a local bar | Photo: Getty Images

An elderly couple sit outside and enjoy a drink at a local bar | Photo: Getty Images

The man felt it was time to talk about their sexual life and asked her how she felt about sex. She replied that she would like it "infrequently." The old paused for a while and leaned over towards her and silently asked:

"Is that one word or two?"

An image of an elderly couple dancing in the living room. | Photo: Getty Images

An image of an elderly couple dancing in the living room. | Photo: Getty Images

Read another interesting joke about elderly people here.

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