Daily Joke: A Man Slept off on the Beach
There was once a guy who spent several hours sleeping on a beach. After waking up, he noticed that he had suffered severe sunburn, particularly on his upper legs.
Having felt so much pain, the man concluded it was best to go to the hospital for treatment. In the soonest possible time, he was admitted because of second-degree burns.
The man's skin was becoming red and blistered, and he was experiencing more pain than before. To treat his condition, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with electrolytes, saline, and a sedative.
The doctor also prescribed him a Viagra pill about four times a day. Despite not understanding how Viagra could help with his second-degree burns, the man just let it pass, putting first the pain.
The nurse, who was also confused, asked the doctor what Viagra would do to help the patient. To which the doctor replied, "It won't cure his condition. However, it will keep the sheets off his legs."
If you enjoyed the first joke, you will definitely laugh harder at the second. This time, the joke revolves around the driver and the passenger. You'll enjoy their conversation so much.
A taxi driver lost control of the cab after a passenger tapped him on the shoulder. As he screamed, the driver nearly hit a bus, crossed the curb, and stopped with his hands on the plate glass window.
A few moments passed in silence in the cab. The two of them were so scared of what had just happened. They were thankful to have survived. Later, the still trembling driver said:
"Please forgive me, but you terrified me."
In response, the scared passenger apologized for frightening him. He told the driver that he never thought that a simple tap on the shoulder would be so terrifying for him.
After hearing this, the driver said, "Oh, no, my bad, I'm the one to blame. I am driving a cab for the first time today. For more than two decades, I've been driving a hearse."
Do you want to laugh some more? Check out this story about a man who claims to be a world expert on wasps. Laugh out loud after understanding what his professor said to him.
Source: Jokes Of The Day
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