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Daily Joke: A Man Was Stranded on a Desert Island for 10 Years

Junie Sihlangu
Jun 17, 2021
01:00 A.M.
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A man had been stranded on an island for many years, and when he saw something in the ocean coming towards him, he hoped he was saved. Read on to find out what happened to him.

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After being alone and stranded on a desert island for ten years, a man saw an unusual speck in the distance. Judging by its size, the man figured it couldn’t be a ship out to rescue him.

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The little speck started getting closer by the minute, making it easier for the stranded man to rule out what it was not. He knew it wasn’t a small boat or even a raft.

A rugged-looking man starring at the camera | Photo: Pixabay/Leroy Skalstad

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Eventually, the speck wasn’t a speck anymore as a stunningly gorgeous woman stepped out of the water and started walking towards him. She had on scuba gear and kept dry and warm in a wetsuit.

Having not seen another human being for all these years, the stranded man was in awe as he watched the woman stride across the sand to where he was standing. The woman took a moment to catch her breath.

The beach and sea on an island | Photo: Pixabay/MustangJoe

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She then asked him how long it had been since he smoked a cigarette. The man softly replied that it had been ten years, and she reached over to her left sleeve to unzip a waterproof pocket.

The woman pulled out a fresh and sealed packet of cigarettes and handed it to the man. He took out one cigarette with joy in his eyes and lit it with the lighter she handed over to him.

A person emerging from the water in a wetsuit and scuba gear | Photo: Pixabay/Olga Ozik

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The stranded man took a long pull of the cigarette and said, “Oh wow, man! Smoking has never felt this good!” After a few more pulls, the woman asked him how long it had been since he sipped some bourbon.

Trembling with excitement, the man revealed to her that it had been ten years. Reaching over to her right sleeve, the woman unzipped another waterproof pocket and pulled out a flask.

A black-and-white close-up image of a shocked man covering his mouth while wearing glasses and a hat | Photo: Pixabay/Alexander Krivitskiy

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She handed it over to the delighted man who opened it and quickly took a long swig from the flask. After having his fill, the stranded man praised the taste and called it delicious before thanking the woman.

The woman was clearly not done with the surprises yet. While looking the man straight in the eyes, she slowly started to unzip the main long zipper that ran down the front and middle of her wetsuit.

A black-and-white image of a man with a cigarette in his mouth | Photo: Pixabay/Leroy Skalstad

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The stranded man looked like he was about to have a heart attack as he traced the woman’s hand movements with his eyes. Then, finally, she asked him sweetly and seductively:

“Tell me how long has it been since you played around?”

With tears starting to form in his eyes, the man covered his mouth to refrain from bursting out in tears. Instead, he said, “Now listen here; if you’re gonna tell me you have golf clubs in there, I am going to die!”

If you loved that joke, you'd definitely enjoy this one about a man who lived in a desert for years. His first experience with civilization went unexpectedly.

Source: Starts at 60.

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