This Sunday, we celebrate the fathers and male figures in our lives who’ve shaped who we’ve become. To honor them, we’ve compiled a few dad jokes to celebrate the day.
June 20, 2021, is officially the day to celebrate Father’s Day. To pay tribute to the special day, we’ve put together some jokes that fit the profile of what is called “dad jokes.”
This is a sort of dry humor that fathers seem to share. The jokes can somewhat be cringe-worthy, and others aren’t that funny at all, but we still love these towering family figures!
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1. Okay, ladies, here’s some advice from an experienced man, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
2. Hey, did y’all hear about the cheese factory that was blown up? Da brie was everywhere.
3. Okay, tell me, how would you make the famous Lady Gaga cry? Poker face!
4. I had a eureka moment a while ago; I think I just invented a car that runs on herbs! I must have invented thyme travel!
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5. I saw a woman standing at the bank checking her balance, so I helped her by pushing her over!
6. I am pretty sure you’ve never heard of this one before. Did you hear about the yacht builder that had no choice but to work from home? His sails went through the roof!
7. What do you call a cheese you have in your possession but isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
8. Let’s see if you can get this one. Why does the rapper Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella wherever he goes? Fo' drizzle!
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9. Do you know that swimming with sharks is a costly excursion? It cost me an arm and a leg!
10. Tell me what you think the buffalo said to his son as he walked out the door for a visit with his friend? Bi-son!
11. Do you know how much roofs cost? Nothing at all. They’re on the house!
12. What apparel do frogs wear on their feet when it’s during the summertime? Open toad sandals!
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13. A policeman knocked on the door and said, "Sir, your wife has sadly been involved in an accident." The husband replies, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
14. I realize I am wrong now, but the only reason I went to a Wimbledon match was that I heard it was a women’s singles event!
15. My wife laughed at me uncontrollably when I told her I could make a car out of macaroni. Well, you should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!
16. Do you really want me to tell you the joke about the butter? No, I won’t because you might spread it!
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17. How do these big and famous celebrities keep cool in the summer heat? They have many fans!
18. One day, I had a long conversation with a dolphin in the ocean. We just seemed to click.
19. That wedding was so lovely, even the cake was in tiers.
20. The police finally arrested the world's greatest tongue-twister champion. They said he'd be given a tough sentence.
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21. I just adopted a lovely little dog from the local blacksmith, but as soon as I got her into my home, she made a bolt for the door!
22. I've got my new pen that is so incredible it can write underwater. It’s so versatile that it can write other words, too. However, underwater is just one of my favorites!
Just because we love our dads very much, here are more jokes by the special men in our lives. These are one-liners that fathers have used at one point in their lives and in one way or another.