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Daily Joke: The Local Sheriff Needed a New Deputy

Rebelander Basilan
Jul 03, 2021
10:30 A.M.

There was a need for a new deputy at the local sheriff's office. One beautiful woman walked in for a job interview, and the sheriff asked her what 1 and 1 meant.

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In response, the woman said eleven. Although he thought it wasn't what he wanted, he thinks she was right. Following that, he asked her which two days of the week begin with the letter T.

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The woman answered, "Today and tomorrow." Once again, the sheriff was surprised. He could not believe that she provided the correct answer to a question that had not even occurred to him.

Black and white police car on the road. | Photo: Pexels

Black and white police car on the road. | Photo: Pexels

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"Now listen up, who was behind Abe Lincoln's death?" the sheriff asked the woman. She looked somewhat surprised. For a while, the woman struggled but eventually admitted that she had no idea.

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" the sheriff told the woman. So she wandered into the beauty parlor, where her friends were waiting for the results of her interview.

In her excitement, the woman clapped her hands. She told her friends that the interview had gone well. Her friends were very proud of her. When they asked when she would start, the woman replied:

"Actually, I'm now working on a murder case."

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Woman holding her chin. | Photo: Pexels

Woman holding her chin. | Photo: Pexels

Did the first joke still make you laugh? Now, it's time for another one, which will definitely make your day better. This time, the protagonist is a woman who asks her husband to describe her.

During their marriage, Rica and Albert had a solid commitment to one another. The couple has four children. A couple of days ago, Rica asked Albert to describe her while they were watching a movie.

Happy couple chatting while sitting on couch at home. | Photo: Pexels

Happy couple chatting while sitting on couch at home. | Photo: Pexels

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The response from Albert was, "ABCDEFGHIJK." Clearly confused by Albert's response, Rica asked him to clarify. The devoted husband then gave Rica his sweetest smile and kissed her on the cheek.

After that, Albert said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Her husband's words left a deep impression on her, and she was delighted to hear them.

Woman is offended by her partner. | Photo: Pexels

Woman is offended by her partner. | Photo: Pexels

It was then that Rica noticed Albert failed to include other letters. So the next question she asked was regarding the letters IJK. To which her husband replied, "I'm just kidding!"

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