Daily Joke: Guy in Love Stands in Front of a Girl's House All Year Round
Today's joke is about a girl who fell in love with a mysterious young man who visited her home each day, and so, finally, she decided to make the first move.
A girl noticed that a mysterious and handsome young man would stand around her home every evening and on weekends. He would walk along and linger on the sidewalk in front of her home.
The girl fantasized about marrying him and even told her grandparents about the man. The whole family was excited and started making plans for the couple's wedding. However, the two had still not spoken.
Finally, the girl decided she would make the first move and speak to the boy. So she went up to him one day and said, "Hi, I have seen you standing in front of my house for a while now, so I thought I would introduce myself. My name is Jada."
He smiled and said, "Hi, Jada, my name is Smith." The girl was excited as their names were similar to the celebrity power couple, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. She thought it was a sign they were meant to be.
She then said, "I want to thank you for your patience and decency. You have visited my house every day for over a year now. I understand you must be in love with me but are too shy to say anything."
The man looked confused and said, "Forgive me, miss. Actually, your WiFi is high-speed and does not require a password. I walk past your place every day on my way home from work to use the WiFi to message my girlfriend."