Daily Joke: Children Share Their Opinions on Marriage and the End of a First Date
Today's joke is about the hilarious opinions a few children had on important aspects of life such as marriage and, the end of a first date, and what the world would be like if people didn't get married.
Children can have fascinating opinions on certain adult topics such as marriage, relationships, and how to run a family because they have such an innocent outlook on life.
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun and getting to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." - Lynn, 8.
"Well, on the first date, they usually just tell each other lies, so the other one is interested enough to go on a second date." - Martin, 10.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE IF IT TURNED SOUR?
"I would run home and pretend I was dead. Then the next day, I would phone all the newspapers and make sure they write about me in the dead columns. " Craig, 10.
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It is better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to look after them." - Anita, 9.
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they are dead. " - Pam, 8.
"Well, the law says only when you are eighteen, so I would not want to mess with that. " David, 10.
"If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids. It is the right thing to do." Howard, 10.
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twenty-three is the best age to get married because you know the person FOREVER by then." - Camille, 10.
HOW CAN A STRANGER KNOW IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." - Derrick, 8.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find someone who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, then she should like it that you like sports. She should also keep the chips and dip coming." - Alan, 10.
"No one really decides before they grow up who they are going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you find out later who you are stuck with." - Kristy, 10.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS HAVE IN COMMON WITH EACH OTHER?
"They both do not want to have any more kids. " - Lori, 8.
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DID NOT GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids, wouldn't there? - Kevin, 8.
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck." - Ricky, 10.