Daily Joke: Guy Out on a Run Is Surprised by a Child's Haircut
One day, a guy was out for a run in the park. During his run, he stopped to wipe the sweat from his brow and noticed a strangely dressed young girl with a boyish haircut.
He stopped for a moment and said, "Gosh! The fashion of today's youth is really out there! It is impossible to tell if someone is a boy or a girl!"
He then said, "I am so sorry! Of course, she can! I had no idea you were her father." The parent gasped and shouted angrily, "I am her mother!"
A BALDING MAN
One day, a balding man was getting a haircut. He was insecure about his receding hair, so his barber attempted to cheer him up with a few jokes. He asked his customer, "Do you know what they say about a man who is balding from the front?"
The customer shook his head. The barber then said, "Well, they say he is a thinker." The balding man started to smile, so the barber continued, "And do you know what they say about a man who is balding from the back?"
The customer again shook his head and said, "I don't know." So the barber explained, "Well, they say he is a lover." The customer thought about the barber's comments for a moment.
The balding man then asked, "Hmm, okay, well, what do they say about a man who is balding from the back and the front?" The barber responded, "Well, then he only thinks he is a lover."
A MAN WANTING A HAIRCUT
A man stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "Hey! How long until I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the customers in his shop and replied, "About two hours!"
The man left and never returned that day. The next day, he popped his head into the barbershop again and asked, "Hey! How long until I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around his busy shop and said, "About three hours!"
The man left and never came back that day. The following day he returned and asked again, "Hey! How long until I can get a haircut?" The barber only had one client in the shop, so he replied, "In half an hour!"
However, the man left again. So the barber called over his assistant and said, "Please follow that man and see where he goes. Every day he asks for a haircut but never returns to get one."
A few hours later, the assistant returned, laughing hysterically. The barber asked him, "So, where did he go then?" After the assistant caught his breath, he said, "Your house!"
Can you imagine being in these situations? If these jokes caused you to chuckle, then share the fun with a friend or family member! Or if you need another joke, here is a hilarious joke about a barber who gave the perfect haircut to a cowboy!