Daily Joke: Little Johnny Shares Whom He Wants to Be In the Future

Today's jokes are about Little Johhny, who surprises his teacher with his smart responses. The first joke is about what Johnny wants to be when he grows up, and the other one centers around his spontaneous and intelligent answers. 

Children often have the most brilliant answers to straightforward questions, and they can leave their teachers amazed by their sheer intelligence. Little Johhny is one such quirky kid who has a habit of astounding people with his quick responses. 

Photo: Shutterstock

Photo: Shutterstock

A class was in progress, and a teacher asked the students what they aspired to be when they grew up. When the students heard the question, they all started thinking of the best possible answer, until Little Johhny raised his hand and said: 

"I want to be a billionaire, take the best girlfriend with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an infinite Visa Card, and to make love to her three times a day."

A teacher talking to students in class. | Photo: Pexels/Katerina Holmes

A teacher talking to students in class. | Photo: Pexels/Katerina Holmes

The teacher was dumbfounded at such an explicit answer and didn't know what to do with the kid's bad behavior. Eventually, she decided to ignore his answer and refrain from passing any comments. 

The teacher continued with the class, turned to another student, Susie, and asked her the same question. To her surprise, Susie answered: "I want to be Johnny's girlfriend."

A thoughtful school kid sitting on a chair. | Photo: Pexels/Katerina Holmes

A thoughtful school kid sitting on a chair. | Photo: Pexels/Katerina Holmes

LITTLE JOHNNY LEAVES THE PRINCIPAL SURPRISED 

Here's another joke where Little Johhny baffled the principal with his smart and quick responses. He studied in elementary school but skipped a few of his classes and was sent for a test to the principal. 

When he met the principal, she asked the teacher to proceed with the test. The teacher had a few questions for Little Johnny, and she proceeded to ask them one by one. "Johnny, what does the cow have four of, and the woman has two?" 

Johhny was quick with his answer and said: "Legs." 

The teacher was impressed with Little Johnny's response and continued with the second question. "Good job, Johnny. Now tell me, where do women have curly hair?" 

Once again, Johhny quickly responded to the question and said, "Africa."

The teacher was delighted to hear another correct response from Little Johnny and appreciated him. "Very nice. And what do you have two in your pants, and I have none in my skirt?" 

Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Pockets!" 

The principal was carefully observing Little Johhny's performance and motioned with her hand to stop the test. "That's enough, send him straight to university, even I wouldn't have gotten any of those right." 

Enjoyed these jokes? Have a look at another joke where Little Johhny tells the class who his father is. 

Sources: Reddit, Upjoke

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