Daily Joke: Old Lady Was Driving When One of Her Tires Got Punctured
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an old lady driver who had a bad tire. She was in motion when one of her tires got punctured, so she pulled over, and here's what happened next.
One day an old lady was driving when one of her tires got punctured. As soon as she noticed this, she parked her car to inspect the vehicle. She then decided to replace the affected tire.
As she was trying to replace the flat tire with a spare, a big dog ran past and knocked all the four lug nuts of the tire down a nearby drain. After this incident, the woman didn't know what to do.
She stood up and thought of ways to get out of the unfortunate situation. As she was trying to figure out what to do next, she noticed an untidy man in a medical dress.
The man ran out of a nearby door positioned under a mental asylum sign, and as he ran toward her, he yelled an instruction vigorously. When he eventually got to the lady, he knelt down and breathlessly explained himself.
He told her to take one lug nut from each of the other wheels and use them to fix the spare tire. He explained that she could safely make it to a nearby garage with three lug nuts on each wheel.
The woman was impressed by the man's intelligence. She appreciated his kind gesture and curiously asked what he was doing in a mental health center. He told her he was there because of his theory.
The woman then asked about this theory. Hearing this, the man was happy for the opportunity to explain his idea to another person. He began to tell her that he believed all insects had their ears in their legs and claimed he could prove this theory.
Hence, he brought out a small matchbox from his pocket and took out a giant cockroach. He carefully placed the cockroach on the bonnet of the older lady's car and began his experiment.
He noted that he had trained the insect for the experiment and as he proceeded with his demonstration, he instructed the cockroach to walk forward, and it did. He also told it to move left, and it did.
He further instructed the cockroach to stop, and it also did. However, as the insect stopped moving, he immobilized it by removing its legs. After doing this, he placed the cockroach back on the lady's bonnet and said, "Cockroach, walk forward!"
If you enjoyed this joke wait until you read this one about an old lady who was on the railing of a ship while enjoying a cruise.