Daily Joke: Man and Woman Listen to the Weather Forecast to Find Out How Best to Park Their Car

A man and woman listened to the weather report over the radio for two consecutive days. Each day, the man ran out after hearing the weather report, but the third day would end up being different.

Ole and Lena were having their regular morning cup of coffee while listening to the weather report over the radio. The report revealed that there would be three to five inches of snow that day, and a snow emergency had been declared.

According to the report, everyone was advised to park their cars on the odd-numbered side of the roads. Immediately, Ole reacted with concern and left his coffee.

The following day, the pair returned to their usual spot with their coffee and listened to the weather forecast. This time, the forecast noted that there would be two to four inches of snow that day, and a snow emergency had been declared.

Citizens were urged to park their cars on the even-numbered side of the streets. On hearing the news, Ole got up from his coffee and dashed out to get his car to safety.

After two days, Ole and Lena returned to their favorite spot and were sipping their coffee when the report started. It disclosed that there would be six to nine inches of snow, and a snow emergency had been declared.

The forecast was about dishing out some car parking instructions for the citizens when the power went out. Worried, Ole turned to Lena and asked her what he would do. Lena replied, "Aw, Ole, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"

A BUSINESSMAN DECIDES TO LOSE WEIGHT

An overweight businessman wanted to shed some excess weight and decided to make efforts. He began to take his new diet seriously and avoided the driving route to his favorite bakery.

One day, he arrived at his place of work with a giant coffee cake. His colleagues shouted at him, but his smile remained captivating. The businessman revealed that the coffee cake was an extraordinary one.

He accidentally passed by the bakery that morning, and there were lots of eye-catching goodies in the window. The man also noted that driving by the bakery was no accident.

He prayed to God for a parking place directly in front of the location if it was the Lord's desire for him to have one of the cakes. Finally, the man said that he found a parking space after driving around the block eight times.

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Source: Smilezilla, Upjoke