Daily Joke: Only 2 Things in the World to Worry About
In life, there are two things to worry about - whether you're healthy or sick. However, if you are sick, there are two things to worry about too. Are you going to get better, or will you die?
If you are healthy, you have nothing to worry about, so sit and relax. But, as a sick person, you have to work towards getting better. If you can't seem to recover and it looks like you might die, well, there are also two things to worry about.
When you die, would you go up to heaven and enjoy the serenity and eternal peace? Or would you find yourself in hell? If you make it to heaven, you have nothing to fret about.
However, if you find yourself in hell, you would be way too busy mixing up with all the chaos and meeting with old friends, so actually, you have nothing to worry about!
WOMAN WITH AQUAPHOBIA
Sometimes it is advisable to stay away from the things that frighten us the most. One day, a lady with a morbid fear of drowning found herself on a ship in the middle of an ocean. As the ocean trip went on, she increasingly became afraid.
In her panic state, she walked up to a crew member standing close to her and asked for their distance from the land. The man calmed her frightened state with his reassuring words that revealed they were only about five kilometers from land.
Hearing this, the young lady went back to her seat, feeling much better. However, after another minute of properly accessing the information provided by the crew member, she went back to the man and asked again:
"Oh, in what direction?"
The man turned to her in his reserved state and gave the young woman a quiet confusing answer by saying the direction was "straight down."If you enjoyed these jokes, you might just find this one even more hilarious. It is about a woman who sat in her car for more than an hour because she thought her brain was coming out of her head.