Daily Joke: Son Doesn’t Want to Go to Church on Sunday Morning

A son who overslept on a Sunday morning because he did not seem interested in attending the Sunday service gets jolted awake in his bed by his mom.

The son was deeply asleep, snoring loudly when he was interrupted by his mother, who opened the windows wide to allow the sun rays to settle on his eyes before proceeding to scream his name.

Source: AmoMama

Source: AmoMama

He muttered a few inaudible words, and the woman said, "Son, get out of bed. We have church today." The man explained that he did not feel like getting out of bed because church service was structured to be the same thing every Sunday.

Still, he asked the seemingly troubled woman, "Why do I have to go to church?"

She answered, "You still have to go to show you're faithful to God."

The man asked why he had to go to church | Photo: Pexels

The man asked why he had to go to church | Photo: Pexels

The man said, "But that doesn't answer my question mom."

The woman thought for a while and said, "You have to go because you are the pastor!"

ANOTHER PASTOR JOKE

A man bought a horse from a pastor. The man paid a handsome price for the new animal and was very happy to take it home. On his way out, the seller, an old pastor, presented him with some worthy information.

The man bought a fine horse | Photo: Pexels

The man bought a fine horse | Photo: Pexels

He explained that to make the animal move, he must say the words, "Thank God," and to make it stop, the term "Amen" must be said. This did not seem like a big deal to the buyer, who nodded excitedly.

The young man climbed on the horse, held onto its reins, and said, "Thank God." Then, without wasting time, the creature took off like a space rocket. The man steadied his grip on the speedy horse and was enjoying the ride when he saw that the animal was heading towards a cliff.

He immediately began to scream "Stop," but the animal failed to obey the command. Finally, after a few seconds of screaming and nearly giving up hope, the horse owner remembered the word "Amen," which he yelled.

He screamed the word "Stop!" but the horse kept going | Photo: Pexels

He screamed the word "Stop!" but the horse kept going | Photo: Pexels

The horse stopped but was already at the edge of the cliff. His rider was very pleased but more thankful that he did not die, so he breathed a sigh of relief and casually muttered, "Thank God."

HERE'S MORE!

A preacher challenged his wife and criticized her actions after finding a dress worth $250 in her bag. He said, "You know we are on an incredibly tight budget."

The preacher criticized his wife for buying an expensive dress | Photo: Pexels

The preacher criticized his wife for buying an expensive dress | Photo: Pexels

The wife admitted that she was wrong but explained she was tempted by the devil who followed her to the shopping mall.

The man rested a hand on the woman's shoulders and spoke softly, asking her to constantly resist the devil with the command, "Get behind me, Satan!"

The preacher's wife response was: "I did, and he said 'The dress even looks good from back here.'"

The speaker spoke softly to his wife asking her to resist the devil | Photo: Pexels

The speaker spoke softly to his wife asking her to resist the devil | Photo: Pexels

Enjoyed the three jokes? Here is another one about a cowboy who rode into town.

Sources: RedditUpjoke

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