On a cloudy day, on a beautiful lush golf course, two friends were enjoying a day out playing the game. Halfway through the game, one of the friends pulled out a cigar, but he did not have a lighter.
So he asked his friend for a lighter. The friend said yes and pulled out a 12 inch BIC lighter. The friend then exclaimed, "Wow! I've never seen such a huge lighter before. Where did you get it?"
Have you ever seen a BIC that big before? | Photo: Shutterstock
The other friend said, "I got it from my genie."
As the second man was lighting his cigar, he said, "Jim, what do you mean from your genie? Do you have your own genie?"
Jim responded, "Yeah, Mike, it lives in my golf bag." He then pulled open his golf bag, and a genie dressed in bright emerald robes popped out.
Mike looked at the genie in amazement. His eyes had doubled in size, and he said, "Hi genie, I am a good friend of your master. Can you please grant me a wish?"
He wanted what most people want - more money! | Photo: Pixabay/StarGladeVintage
The genie responded, "Yes, of course, sir. Tell me your biggest desire and I will make it come true!"
Mike thought about what he wanted for a moment and then said, "I wish for a million bucks!"
"And your wish is granted!" As the genie spoke, the clouds parted, and a million ducks flocked onto the golf course. Mike and Jim stared at the birds in amazement and surprise!
Mike looked at him and said, "Hey man, I asked your genie for a million bucks, as in money, not a million ducks. What is going on here?!"
Jim sighed and said, "Yeah, I know, dude. He is hard of hearing. Did you really think I would ask for a 12 inch BIC?"
Maybe that genie needs a hearing aid? If you need another laugh, check out the short genie joke below!
Mike hoped that money would fall from the sky, not ducks! | Photo: Pixabay/ Mabel Amber
A CLEVER GENIE
A man stumbled upon a magical genie during a walk in the woods. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes! What would you like first?"
The man then said, "I wish for a world without lawyers!"
The genie responded, "Granted! Now you have no more wishes!"
The man was outraged and said, "What do you mean? You said I have three wishes?"
The genie chuckled and said, "What are you going to do? Sue me?"
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