Daily Joke: Johnny Annoys His Classmate by Poking Her with a Pencil
One day, Johnny was sitting in a Sunday school class and found himself feeling really bored. So to entertain himself, he started poking his classmate, June, who was sitting in front of him, with a sharp pencil.
The teacher asked the class, "So, according to the Bible, who created the universe?"
As the teacher asked, Johnny jabbed June in the ribs with the pencil, and she screamed, "MY GOD!"
The teacher smiled at June and said, "Yes, darling. God did create the universe." The teacher then asked a second question: "Where do people go after they have lived a good life?"
Johnny poked June in the back, and she yelled, "For HEAVEN's sake!"
The teacher then said, "Yes! If you live a good life, then you will go to heaven! Okay, one last question, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 77th child?"
This time Johnny poked June very hard with the sharp part of his pencil, and so she said, "If you stick that thing into me again, I'm gonna lose it!"
June was not answering the teacher, but her outbursts worked out perfectly! If you need another joke, read the joke below about a student who was excited to be in class!
AN EAGER STUDENT
One day, a university student sat in his class, eagerly listening to his economics teacher's presentation on current trends in the financial world.
However, next to the excited student was a student who sat lazily over his desk and twirled a pencil between his fingers. The lecturer finished up his presentation and told the class, "Please copy the board."
After several minutes, the professor walked up to the eager student who was now twirling a pencil between his fingers and said, "Sorry, but what do you think you are doing?"
The eager student said, "I am doing exactly what you said, copying the board."
WOW! What a cheeky student! If you need another laugh, check out our large collection of hilarious jokes, starting with this one about a student who outsmarted his professor during an exam!
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