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Daily Joke: Poor Thin Man Was Waiting for His Grandfather to Die and Leave Him an Inheritance

Ayesha Muhammad
Aug 11, 2021
06:00 P.M.

There was once a man named Roger who was extremely thin because he didn't eat properly. He tried his best to make do with simple meal plans and was afraid of wasting his money on buying food.

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Fortunately, he had a rich grandfather, but he didn’t stand a chance to share his money while he was still alive. So the poor thin man desperately waited for the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

The poor thin man waited desperately for his grandfather to die and leave him a fortune. | Photo: Shutterstock

The poor thin man waited desperately for his grandfather to die and leave him a fortune. | Photo: Shutterstock

Sometimes, his health would deteriorate because of near starvation, and the doctor advised him to eat properly. However, Roger dreamed of the day when his life would become prosperous and didn’t care about anything else.

His grandfather was not only blessed with money but also an epic sense of humor and a sense of fair play. So he decided that after his death, he would leave his grandson a cookie. However, the cookie was not ordinary at all.

It was made with butter that was extracted from milk from a yak milked by a virgin milkmaid on the highest field located on a hidden Himalayan peak right next to the ultimate source of the holy Ganges River.

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The cookie was indeed a special one! | Photo: Unsplash/Gubarieva

The cookie was indeed a special one! | Photo: Unsplash/Gubarieva

The eggs in the cookie were gathered all the way from the Peahen nests located in the remotest marshes of outback Australia, and the sugar in the cookie was boiled from a cane garden in a secret valley in New Guinea.

For flavoring, a vanilla pod was used which came from the mysterious and holy original Vanilla Vine discovered by the Totonac people when they first arrived in the Mazatlán Valley on the Gulf Coast of Mexico in the 15th century.

Moreover, chocolate chips were used for extra flavor, and they were obtained from the beans of a Cacao tree situated on the site of a previously unknown Mayan temple. Indeed, the cookie was truly one of a kind.

The smart grandfather left his grandson a cookie as his inheritance! | Photo: Pexels/Andrea Piacquadio

The smart grandfather left his grandson a cookie as his inheritance! | Photo: Pexels/Andrea Piacquadio

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According to the grandfather's wish, the cookie was baked by Goddamn Ramsey in an exclusively made kitchen after his death. It was the most costly cookie ever made, and its ingredients comprised grandpa's entire fortune.

After the cookie was prepared, the lawyers delivered it to Roger's house and told him that it was his entire inheritance. Soon afterward, he was visited by his relatives, who were eager to have their share of the fortune.

Sadly, none of the relatives could find the fortune because it had disappeared into the thin heir!

If this joke made you giggle, you might like this one about a man who went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a faraway town and was surprised by the shocking discovery he made.

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Source: Reddit

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