One morning, a man on his deathbed knew he had led a good life, but the end was near. As his eyes gradually drifted shut, he remembered all the good things he did when he was young and healthy.
He also remembered the hard times and sweet moments. As he was replaying all the years he spent, he suddenly perceived an odor. It was the smell of chocolate chip cookies, his favorite food as a child.
He remembered his mom used to bake chocolate chip cookies when he was younger. As the older man laid on his bed with his eyes closed, he wondered where the incredible aroma was coming from.
He tried to see if it was possible to have one last taste of the delicious cookie so he carefully got out of bed and moved towards the doors with great difficulty. His head felt light for a moment, so he waited a while before finally stepping out.
He slowly followed the smell of the cookies and made it to the kitchen. The older man found the delicious cookie piled up in a big bowl on a table, and as he moved forward to get one, his wife slapped him and said, "No! Those are for your funeral!"
Three young men were traveling in the same car one day. The first man was an Englishman, the second was Irish, and the third was Scottish. It was late, so they went to a hotel to pass the night.
When they got to the hotel, the three men realized that the place was filled up, and only three beds were left. The receptionist explained that the only beds unoccupied were the bed of nails, bed of knives, and bed of ants.
The Englishman believed the best option for comfort would be the bed of nails, so he opted for it. Not wanting the bed of ants, the Scottish man quickly chose the bed of knives. So the Irish man was left with the bed of ants.
The following day at the lobby, when the receptionist asked how their night went, the Englishman said, "Honestly, it wasn't all that bad. A little tricky, and I am going to be sore for a while, but I managed to sleep."
The Scott, in pain and with a straight look at the English fellow, explained, "It wasn't great, I got cuts all over my back, but in the end, I managed to sleep."
Meanwhile, the Irish man smiled and said he slept like a baby. The two men were surprised by this, so they asked how he did it, and he said, "Well you see, it was very simple; I killed one ant, and the rest went to its funeral!"
If you enjoyed these jokes, you might find this one even more hilarious. It's about three friends who dropped their watches from the Empire state building and then ran down to catch them. The reason the winner gave for winning will crack you up!
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