Daily Joke: Wife Rebukes Husband While Watching Bulls at an Agricultural Show

One fine Sunday afternoon, a couple decided to attend an agriculture show to watch the auctioning off of bulls in the countryside. The guy selling off the bulls announced the first bull to be auctioned.

He explained that the bull was a fine specimen and had reproduced 60 times the previous year. Immediately, the woman pushed her husband gently in the ribs and said, "See! That's more than five times a month."

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Next, the man announced the second bull to be sold, and like the first, he noted it was a fine specimen. However, the second bull had reproduced 120 times in the previous year. Again, the woman slightly pushed her husband and said:

"Hey, That's some ten times in a month. What do you say to that?!"

The man began to get angry at his wife for comparing him to the bulls. Next, the man announced the third bull to be auctioned off. He said it was extraordinary as it produced 360 times in the last year.

Without hesitation, the wife gave her husband a slap on his arm, shouted, and explained it was once a day and every day for one year. Filled with irritation, the man yelled back and responded to his wife. He said:

"Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!"

ANOTHER AGRICULTURE JOKE

A farmer, a surgeon, an engineer, and a lawyer argued about whose career was the best. The surgeon said he thought his career was the best because it was the oldest. Then the farmer asked the surgeon the reason behind his thoughts, and he said:

"Well, God removed a rib from Adam and turned it into Eve."

Then the farmer brought to the surgeon's attention that before God created Adam, he planted a garden for Adam to live in, meaning Agriculture was the oldest profession.

A farmer looking at the vast farm. | Photo: Pixabay

A farmer looking at the vast farm. | Photo: Pixabay

Immediately, the engineer exclaimed that the farmer and surgeon were wrong. According to him, Engineering was the oldest because God created the universe out of nothing but pure chaos.

Then the lawyer said, "Haha! I win!" The lawyer was asked why he thought so, and he said, "Well, someone had to create that pure chaos."

If you enjoyed these two jokes, read this one about a farmer who had a bad day at the bar.

Sources: Reddit, Upjoke

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