Daily Joke: A Farmer Was Sitting in the Neighborhood Bar

Olowokandi Fiyin
Jun 21, 2021
01:30 A.M.
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Today's #jokeoftheday is about a farmer who had a bad day at the bar and decided to drown away his sorrows at the neighborhood bar with a drink in his hand.


One day a farmer went to the neighborhood bar to get stupid drunk. As he was drinking away his sorrows, a man approached him at the bar and asked why he was drinking heavily. The farmer nodded and said, "Some things you just can't explain."

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The man didn't think the answer was good enough and prodded the farmer to tell him what happened. In a sad voice, the farmer recounted how his horrible day started with milking the cow on his farm.

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The farmer recalled, "I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket." The man empathized with him but stated that the incident wasn't bad enough to cause him to get drunk.

The farmer sighed and continued his story. He told the man that he grabbed the left leg of the cow and tied it to the post before trying to milk her again. Unfortunately, this time, the cow kicked the bucket with her right leg.


The bucket of milk was almost complete when the tragic incident happened. The man laughed and exclaimed, "Again?" To which the farmer said, "Some things you just can't explain."

The farmer sighed and kept on with his story. He told the man that he tied the cow's right leg to the post and proceeded to try his luck again. Sadly, just when the bucket was about to be full, the cow struck again, this time using her tail.


The man felt bad for him, and the farmer repeated the words, "Some things you just can't explain." The man asked what he did after the cow's tail knocked the milk and the farmer said:

"I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell, and my wife walked in."

There was an awkward moment of silence between the man and the farmer before the man burst out in laughter. Once he was done, the farmer shook his head sadly and said, "Some things you just can't explain."