Daily Joke: Cyclist on a Bridge Meets a Girl Who Wants to Jump off It
A cyclist was on a bridge when he saw a young girl about to jump off the bridge. He tried to convince her to do something first before jumping.
The cyclist asked the girl if she could give him her last kiss before she jumped off and the girl quietly accepted his offer and proceeded to kiss him.
She gave him the deepest kiss and when she finished kissing him, the cyclist confessed it was the best kiss he ever had. He thought it would be a waste of her talent if she jumped off the bridge. Hence, he asked the girl why she wanted to end her life. In response, she said:
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
A MAN'S CONVERSATION WITH DEPRESSION
A man was having a good day and taking a walk when his depression started talking to him. It said hi to him, but the man was in no mood and asked it to go away.
Depression felt the man was rude but proceeded to make conversation. It began, "Remember that one time...," but the man cut it mid-sentence and shouted him down.
Depression was not backing down easily and continued with the story he wanted the man to recall. Hence, he spoke very fast and reminded the man of one time they said a stupid joke that wasn't funny.
It added that no one laughed at the joke but stared at the man, which caused him to spit water all over himself that it looked as though he urinated on himself.
Depression added that the man went home and cried himself to sleep after, like he does every night. After it finished telling the story, the man became sad and speechless. Finally, and with a smiling face, depression said:
"Don't worry I'll always be here for you."
If you found this joke funny, you might like this one about an attractive 19-year-old lady who approached an old man in a bar.