A woman was very worried about her intimate life with her husband because recently, it has been basically non-existent. After some questionable research online, she decided to book an appointment with the family doctor.
At the appointment, she explained her worries, "Doctor, I need help. My husband and I have always had an amazing sex life! I mean, up until a few months ago, he couldn't keep his hands off me..."
Would the doctor's pills work? | Photo: Shutterstock
"...But now we are never intimate because my husband has lost interest in having sex. Please, I need your help. There must be something I can do to help him?"
The doctor prescribed pills and said, "These are very experimental. We are looking for more candidates to try it out and share the results with us. However, he cannot know he is taking them because it might affect the results."
Moreover, the doctor said, "Listen, you need to be careful with the dosage. I recommend you sprinkle one into his mashed potatoes at dinner. Then see if it helps, and let me know in a week!"
She put the pill in her husband's potatoes! | Photo: Pixabay/Mogens Petersen
So that night, she followed the doctor's orders and did precisely that. Amazingly, they worked wonders, and a week later, she went to see the doctor to share the results.
"Doctor, those pills are brilliant. I did exactly what you said and mixed them into the potatoes! Within a few minutes, he was ready to go! He pulled the food and the table cloth off of the table..."
"Then he grabbed me, ripped off my clothes, and we did it right on the table! He was so excited. He actually broke the table! He was like an animal!"
What was in those pills? | Photo: Pexels/Castorly Stock
"Oh wow! We didn't know the pills were that strong," responded the doctor. "The research group will gladly pay for any damages."
"Oh no!" said the woman, "It's okay, we are never going back to that restaurant anyway. The service was terrible!"
Those pills must have been powerful!
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