Daily Joke: Man Walked into a Bar and Asked What People Wanted from a Burnt Mall

One evening, a man went to a local bar to have some drinks and decided to do a little side business. He announced to everyone present that there was a fire outbreak at one of the malls in the area.

The scruffy-looking man explained that the affected stores had placed all their items on sale. He also mentioned he was ready to help anyone interested in getting cheap things from the stores.

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After giving what he thought was the greatest pitch of his life, he started taking orders from the customers. However, someone who checked the news said that there was no news of a big fire in the mall. He asked the man when the fire happened and the man answered:

"It will happen tomorrow."

THE SHOPPER AND THE SALESGIRL

One day, a Mexican who doesn't speak English walked into a store to buy socks. He moved to the menswear area, but after checking for a few minutes, he still couldn't find what he wanted, so he went to the sales representative for some help.

The man said, "Quiero calcetines," and the girl who didn't understand the Spanish pointed to the suit section. She insinuated to the shopper that he could get whatever he needed there.

Knowing that she didn't get the message, the man again said, "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines." This time, the salesgirl pointed to some shirts and told the customer to try them.

The girl continued to assume what the man wanted to buy and pointed to the different sections of the store, but it only led to more confusion. The man also kept explaining himself in Spanish, which made the salesgirl more furious.

After a while of back-and-forth miscommunication, the Mexican was tired of arguing. As luck would have it, he passed by the underwear section and saw a couple of socks on display. 

The man happily grabbed a pair, raised it high for the salesgirl to see, and yelled, "Eso sí que es!" 

She looked at him and shouted back, "Why didn't you just spell it in the first place!"

If you enjoyed these jokes, you might find this one even more hilarious. It's about a man that passed by a traffic camera and saw it flash, so he wanted to find out why it flashed. The reason it flashed was not what he thought.

Source: Reddit.comUpjoke.com

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