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He wanted the girl with the kinky ruby slippers

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Mar 24, 2018
12:15 P.M.
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Realizing where they were, they quickly set about deciding what they want to ask him for.

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Bill Clinton, Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich are out in the Rose Garden discussing policy when all of a sudden a gigantic tornado comes and sweeps them up into the air, only to bring them crashing down a little while later.

They get up, dust themselves off, and look out in the distance, where they see the Emerald City. They suddenly realize they're in the land of Oz.

"Oh, boy!" says Qualye. "I'm going to go see the Wizard and ask him for a brain!"

"Yeah!" says Gingrich. "And I'm going to ask him for a heart!"

"Hey!" says Clinton, looking around. "Where's Dorothy?"

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