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Lazy husband refuses to help wife so she teaches him a hard lesson

Cheryl Kahla
Sep 14, 2018
04:17 P.M.

The wife's response to her lazy husband is pure gold.

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“Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now," the wife told her husband, who was at their home watching a football game.

He was very annoyed and said, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

“Fine." She then asked him, “Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.”

To which he answered, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so”

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“Fine,” she said. “Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”

“I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps,” he said. “Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”

So the husband went to the bar and drank for a couple of hours. Then, he began feeling guilty about how he treated his wife and decided to go home.

As he walked into the house, he noticed that the steps were already fixed and the hall light was working when he entered. The fridge door was also fixed as he went to get a beer.

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"Honey, how did all this get fixed?" he asked his wife.

“Ah well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake," she replied.

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He asked, “So what kind of cake did you bake him?”

“Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so," she replied.

This hilarious joke was shared by Bored Daddy.

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