Hilarious jokes about marriage that are funny because they're so true

Pedro Marrero
Nov 07, 2018
01:08 P.M.

Even the most amazing marriages can be tough at times but it's all made a bit easier if you and your husband or wife can laugh at it, and most likely yourselves, through the bumpy patches. And truly, you're probably not alone.


Few topics subject can beat marriage when it comes to humorous content. After all, laughing at in marriage is laughing at the economy, sexuality, in-laws, aging, and a myriad of other things. Here we listed 6 of the best jokes around the subject.

Enjoy these jokes about marriage that pretty much all couples can relate to. Read more on our Twitter account @amomama_usa

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Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"

Husband: "How can I? I don't even know her.

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Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?

A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

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If I have to choose between a husband and shoes, I choose shoes.

They tend to last longer and are easier to replace.

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Man: “I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.”

Friend: “Why not?”

Man: “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

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Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.

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Source: Freepik



My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.


If you found the above jokes funny, you definitely will enjoy this compilation of jokes about where do babies come from. It doesn’t matter if you have children or not. Who wouldn’t relate to these familiar sit

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