Joke: Wife Caught Her Husband in Bed with Another Woman

While divorces and marriages falling apart are no laughing matter, we can't help but giggle at some of the things cheaters get up to. 

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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip and was horrified to find her husband of more than 10 years in bed with a beautiful, younger woman. 

She was about to storm out of the house, but her husband stopped her. He wanted to explain the circumstances that lead to them being in bed together. 

A shocked woman. Image credit: Pixabay

A shocked woman. Image credit: Pixabay

“Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride."

He explained that she was hungry, so he brought her home and fed her some of the roast in the fridge that his wife had forgotten about. He continued: 

"Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style."

A confused man. Image credit: Freepik

A confused man. Image credit: Freepik

The woman was freezing from being out in the chilly weather for so long, so the husband gave her the new birthday sweater his wife never wore. He said: 

"Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?' “And so, here we are!”

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A couple in bed. Image credit: Pixabay

A couple in bed. Image credit: Pixabay

A "MEDICAL" CHECKUP

A couple, both aged 78, went to a therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I help you with?”

The man said, “Will you watch us have intercourse?”

A happy senior couple. Image credit: Freepik

A happy senior couple. Image credit: Freepik

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50 for the consultation.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse while the doctor watched, pay him for his time, then leave.

A surprised doctor. Image credit: Freepik

A surprised doctor. Image credit: Freepik

Finally, the doctor asked, “There is nothing wrong with your love-making. Just exactly what are you trying to find out?” The man replied: 

“We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50… and I get $43 back from Medicare."

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