Joke: A Man Buys a Bracelet for His New Girlfriend
A man has been seeing his latest sweetheart for a couple of months and he wants to give her a present - an expensive one - so he buys her bracelet.
This funny story, taken from Starts at 60, goes...
A man has been seeing his new girlfriend for a few months and decides to take things to the next level.
He heads to the local jewelry shop to pick up an expensive surprise for his new lover. Her birthday is coming up and he thinks a bracelet is something she is going to love.
“Would you like me to engrave your girlfriend’s name on it,” the jeweler asks when the man picks out something nice.
The man thinks for a moment. “No, I’ve got something much better,” he responds. “Please engrave ‘to my one and only love’.”
The jeweler smiles at the man. “Isn’t that lovely,” he says. “How very romantic of you.”
“It’s not actually romantic,” the man replies. “But it is very practical. This way if we break up, I can use it for my next girlfriend.”
Reading a hilarious story like this one is constantly fun and will absolutely light up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about a farmer who secretly took his rooster to the cinema.
Once the man was about to buy the tickets, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes."
"I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theatre."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then, he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started, and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the film.
"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert." Marge asked, "what makes you think so?"
"He undid his pants, and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age, we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so too," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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