March 15, 2019
A husband made a terrible mistake after answering his wife’s “what if” questions.
The hilarious exchange goes like this…
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book. Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.
Wife: John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: What? Of course not!
Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Well, of course, I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Okay, okay, I’d get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurt look)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it’s almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No, I’m sure she’d want her own.
Wife: Would you take her golfing with you?
Husband: Sure, golfing together is always fun.
Wife: Would she use my clubs?
Husband: Of course not, she’s left-handed.
Wife: — silence —
ONE MORE JOKE
Here’s another couple joke that will have you in stitches…
A woman wakes up at 4 in the morning and realizes that her husband is not with her in bed. She goes to the kitchen and finds him sitting in silence, in the dark, having a cup of coffee.
Wife: What's the matter, dear? What are you doing here all alone at this time of night?
Husband: Do you remember 20 years ago, when we started dating, that you were 16 and I was 20?
Wife: Of course, I remember.
Husband: And do you remember when your father found us ... in the back seat of my car?
Wife: Yes, I remember, she replied tenderly approaching him.
Husband: And you remember that your father put the shotgun in my chest and told me that I should marry you or he would denounce me and I would have to spend 20 years in jail?
Wife: Sure honey, I also remember, dad always so furious with my boyfriends! But what is that?
Husband: (While he removes another tear that runs down his cheek and with his voice breaking in a plaintive cry) Well ... today ... precisely today ... I WOULD BE WALKING OUT FROM JAIL AND I WOULD BE FREE!
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