Cabbie Convinces a Nun to Kiss Him
Everyone fantasizes about something. Whether it's a missed opportunity in high school or what a famous celebrity's mustache must feel like.
People have little harmless fantasies that don't generally cause any trouble. But the cabbie below got more than he bargained for when he shared his fantasy with a passenger. Have a look.
A cab driver picks up a nun. The nun gets into the cab and notices that the cab driver – who is quite a handsome fellow – can’t stop staring at his passenger in the rearview mirror.
The nun asks him why he is staring.
He replies, “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.
The nun answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, it’s like this, I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.”
The nun responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that, on two conditions:
1. you have to be single, and 2. you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver gets very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull off to the side of the road, we will see what we can do.”
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! And when he begins to pull back after half a minute, the nun dives back in and gives him another kiss that would make a sailor blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess: I’m married, and I’m not even Catholic.”
The nun says, “That’s okay, I lied too. my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
I was not expecting that ending, and neither was the cab driver I'm sure! There’s nothing to cheer you up like a good story. If you had a laugh, feel free to send it on – laughter really is the best medicine!