August 05, 2019
After shopping for most of the day, a couple comes back to discover their vehicle has been stolen. They go to the police headquarters to make a full report.
At that point, a criminologist drives them back to the parking area to check whether any proof can be found at the location of the crime. Shockingly, the vehicle has been returned.
On the windshield, there's an envelope with a note of apology. There are also two tickets to a music show. The note reads:
"I am sorry for taking your vehicle. However, my wife was having a baby and I needed to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's Garth Brooks concert."
The couple's faith in humanity restored. They go to the show and return home late. They then find their house has been robbed.
Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from the basement to attic. Also, there is a note on the door reading:
"Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"
If that crack you up, here's a joke about a robber, who breaks into a house while the inhabitants are away.
One night, a robber breaks into a house while the residents are away. Anxious to see what he can steal, he rapidly begins looking through cabinets and dressers, getting resources with a trained eye. Abruptly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere.
"Jesus is watching you."
The criminal hops, terrified the residents are back, and freezes. Following a few minutes of silence, however, he assumes it was his imagination and goes back to robbing. A couple of minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns.
"Jesus is watching you."
The thief was very confused. He decides to search the house and checks the front door. However, nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but disregards it.
Before he can start to do anything, somebody talks once more, "Jesus is watching you."
The robber realized it was the parrot talking. Going to the parrot, he asks, "Are you the one who's been conversing with me?"
The parrot replies, "Yes."
The criminal could barely handle it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?"
"Ismael," the parrot answers.
The man ridiculed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?"
The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.