September 19, 2019
Have a break from reality and lighten up with today’s #jokeoftheday! A little school girl’s mother was not so happy after the teacher punished her daughter, but changes her mind after she finds out why.
wasn’t so happy when she came home to her mother. She told her mom what had happened in school and her encounter with her teacher. Shesaid
“Mommy, today in school, I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The little girl’s mom was quite shocked, and a bit angered. She told her daughter that it was a terrible thing for someone to be punished for something they didn’t do. She replied:
“I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this… by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “my homework.”
In another class, a kindergarten teacher, who gave out homework to find something exciting, called each of her students to share their answers before the class. She was first reluctant to hear Little Johnny’s answer, but his turn eventually came.
Little Johnny went in front of the class, got a piece of chalk, and placed a white dot on the blackboard before returning to his seat. Bewildered, the teacher asked what exciting thing Johnny wanted to share.
“It’s a period,” the little boy replied.
Still quite confused, the teacher asked: “what is so exciting about a period?” The whole class then looked at Johnny, who replied:
“Damned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself.”
The innocence kids have sure can be quite humorous to adults! If you like today’s school stories, find out what’s been happening at a college freshman’s household after he asked his mom to send over money.