October 14, 2019
If you need a good laugh today, this hilarious incident between a pregnant woman and a young man will give you just that.
A woman about 8 months pregnant got on a bus to visit her doctor’s clinic. One minute later, she noticed the man, in his early 20s, sitting opposite her was smiling at her. She felt uncomfortable.
She moved to another seat, and this time the man’s smile turned into a grin. She moved again. The man seemed more amused, to the pregnant lady’s annoyance.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she called out to the driver and complained about her fellow passenger’s behavior.
The driver had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man to explain his side.
The young man said, “Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.”
He continued, “Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling’, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick’, and I could hardly contain myself.
“But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I just lost it.”
Other people in the court, including the judge, struggled to keep themselves from laughing. “Case dismissed!” the judge finally said.
If you roared in laughter, here’s an extra joke to keep you laughing even more.
A new machine that allows a pregnant woman to share her labor pains with her man led to a tragically hilarious discovery. The man rushed his wife to the hospital as she went into labor.
Upon entering the delivery room, the doctor told the couple, "I have invented the new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
The worried husband immediately said yes. He didn’t want to see his wife suffering so much from the pain of childbirth.
The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on ten percent of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband didn’t feel any pain. He said, "I feel okay, turn it up a lot more."
The doctor turned it up to fifty percent. But the husband said, "Why don’t you just put it all on me because I’m not feeling a thing."
Surprised that the husband was not feeling any pain, the doctor warned, “This much could kill you if you’re not prepared." The husband boldly answered, "I am ready,"
With much hesitation, the doctor turned the machine up to one hundred percent, but the husband still didn’t feel a thing. This made the doctor think that his invention was a failure.
The couple went home, happy with pain-free labor. But, when they arrived home, they found the mailman dead on the front porch! The wife could not look at her husband in the eye.
Sources: Funny Grannies
September 04, 2019