Daily Joke: A Woman Walks into the Emergency Room with a Fish Bone Stuck in Her Throat

Sometimes, accidents come as a blessing in disguise. Here’s a hilarious joke about one such accident.

A woman who is obviously in great discomfort entered the emergency room and told a nurse, with difficulty in her voice, that a fish bone has been caught in her throat.

The nurse sat her down in a wheelchair and wheeled her off toward an examination room. When they reached the top of a ramp, the nurse stumbled and accidentally let go of the wheelchair.

The lady flew down the ramp and hit the rail at the bottom with a bang! As a result, she coughed up the fish bone right away.

The nurse, nervously sweating about getting into trouble, thought quickly and yelled from the top of the ramp, “You’re a really lucky lady, usually we have to do that two or three times!”

What a way to get emergency treatment!

If you had a good laugh, this next joke will make you laugh some more. An elderly lady walked into a doctor’s clinic with an interesting problem.

After her regular check-up, in which everything checked out fine, the lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”

Smiling, the doctor said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”

“Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she answered, frowning.

“Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”

Delighted, the old lady left the doctor’s office quickly, ready to follow his advice.

Weeks later, she returned with a disappointed face.

The doctor asked her what the matter was. She simply shook her head at him.

“How did it go?” he asked.

“Terrible, doctor, terrible,” she replied.

“Did it not work?” he asked, worried that he had given her the wrong advice.

“Oh yes,” the old lady said, ”It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”

Confused, the doctor had to ask further. “Then what is the problem, ma’am?”

“Well,” she said. “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again."

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