Daily Joke: Pastor Who's Fallen off His Horse Cries out to Angels for Help

In a bid to avoid being late to church, a pastor fell off his horse and asked the angels in heaven for help in getting to his feet.

There was an old-time pastor who was trying to avoid getting late to church. The pastor had to ride on his horse in furious haste, and as he was riding, his horse suddenly slipped, throwing the pastor to the ground.

Lying down on the dirt and writhing in pain, the pastor cried out to heaven, with the words:

"All you angels in heaven, help me get up on my horse!"

After saying those words, the pastor stood and climbed the horse's back, but instead of sitting on the horse, he landed on the floor. Again, on the floor, and still in pains, the pastor cried out a second time:

"All right, just half the angels this time!"

Here's another similar joke:

An angel appeared to a man in a puff of smoke and told him he was going to be rewarded for living a good and virtuous life. The angel then asked the man to choose between three gifts, which were: for him to become the most handsome man in the world, to have infinite wisdom, or for him to have limitless wealth.

The man took his time to reflect on all the gifts the angel offered him and decided to take the gift of wisdom. The angel then told him that the gift of wisdom had been given to him and disappeared in another puff of smoke.

The smoke had barely gone out before the man thought to himself, saying:

"I should have taken the money."

Here is another short angel joke:

Two men were having a discussion when the first man said to the second:

"My wife's an angel!"

The second man then replied:

"Lucky you, mine's still alive!"

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Sources: Jokesoftheday, Upjoke