Daily Joke: A Dignified Old Lady Went to an Art Exhibition at a New Gallery

Rebelander Basilan
Jan 21, 2020
11:00 P.M.
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A dignified old lady walked into an art exhibition at a new gallery, and what happened next was extremely hilarious.


The tiny old lady was among a group of art enthusiasts checking an art exhibit in a newly opened gallery. She was poring over several art pieces when one contemporary painting suddenly caught her attention.

She saw an artist standing nearby the painting, and she assumed the interesting painting was his work. She asked him what the painting was, as she couldn’t quite figure out the images.

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With a condescending look on his face, the artist replied that the painting was supposed to be a mother and her child.

“Well, then,” snapped the little old lady. “Why isn’t it?”

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What a burning retort! Can you imagine the look on the artist’s face? Here’s a related joke that will keep you laughing. At a museum, the tour guide takes a group of women to a famous statue.

The guide starts explaining the story behind the statue of Athena when a visitor interjects, asking who the man behind Athena is and whether he is her husband. The guide smiles and says that Athena wasn't married, as she was the goddess of wisdom.

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A wise woman, indeed! Had a good laugh? This other joke about a visit to the museum will make you laugh harder.

A 90-year-old museum tour guide was explaining the history of certain fossils. He showed one fossil and said that it was 4 million and 69 years old. Another fossil, he said, was 2 million and 69 years old.

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One visitor could not help but be fascinated with how accurately the elderly guide could age a fossil. She asked him how he was able to do that.

The old man answered, “It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”

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Now that’s a true museum guide! If these jokes made your day, don’t forget to share the laughter with your family and friends!

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