Daily Joke: Teacher Notices a Boy Lying Facedown in the Aisle of the Bus during a School Trip
On the off chance that you need a good laugh today, this hilarious conversation between a teacher and her pupil will give you just that.
Children often crack the best jokes, without their knowing it. One day, the fifth-grader class had an educational field trip.
As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one of her pupils was lying facedown in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes.
The teacher was so confused that she immediately approached the little boy and asked why he was lying on the aisle like that. "Well," the kid replied, "if you don't see anything, you don't have to write anything."
Reading a funny story like this one is always enjoyable and will light up our day. If that crack you up, here's a joke about a sixth-grade class doing some spelling drills.
The teacher asked Tommy if he could spell "before." Tommy stood up to answer his teacher. He said "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."
The teacher sighed and said that he had misspelled "before." She then asked the other pupils if anyone could spell the word correctly.
Another little boy stood up and said "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher said that that wasn't right. She asked Johnny if he knew the correct spelling of "before."
Little Johnny stood up and said "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." The teacher smiled and was thrilled that finally, someone was able to spell the word correctly.
She then asked Johnny if he could use the word "before" in a sentence. To which Johnny replied that that is simple. He said "Two plus two be fore."
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Source: Jokes of the Day