Daily Joke: A Guy Comes Home Drunk One Night
One night, a husband came back home drunk. He stumbled through the door and was met by his irate wife. The wife asked him where he had been throughout the night.
To which the husband answered that he had just been to a fantastic new bar called the Golden Saloon. The husband added that everything in the bar is golden, even the urinal.
The wife didn't believe what he said, so the next day, she decided to check the telephone directory and found a place across the town called the Golden Saloon.
To check her husband's story, she called up the place. At the point when the bartender got the telephone, she inquired as to whether it was the Golden Saloon.
The bartender answered, yes. What the wife did next was to ask the bartender if everything is golden there.
The bartender replied, yes. Because the wife couldn't believe it, she asked if the urinal is also gold. There's a long pause.
The woman then heard the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"
If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will totally fill your heart with bliss. In this joke you're about to read, the husband discovered a smart way to achieve a task given by his wife.
He walked into a bar and requested martini after martini, each time expelling the olives and placing them in a container.
The bartender and nearby customers could not help but wonder what the man was doing. The man simply continued requesting martini after martini, negligent of the inquisitive gazes.
After the container was filled and all the drinks consumed, he got up to leave, staggering a bit. A confounded customer halted him, saying, "Excuse me. What was that all about?" The man, already drunk, answered, "Nothing. My wife just sent me out for a container of olives."
Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.
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