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Daily Joke: A Young Man Turned up at a Female College Dormitory

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 30, 2020
09:30 A.M.

Dates were allowed just on Saturday night at a girls' college dormitory. However, one young man tried his luck, appearing on a Tuesday evening.

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Along the hall of the dorm, he met an elderly woman. He told her that he needed to see a certain young lady right away. "I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her sibling," the young man said.

To which the woman replied, "Oh, she'll be surprised all right. But think of how surprised I am, I'm her mom!"

Man in blue and white striped shirt laughing. | Photo: Pexels

Man in blue and white striped shirt laughing. | Photo: Pexels

Reading a funny story definitely brightens up one's day. If you laughed at that joke, this one might even be more hilarious.

Fred did not like Sunday mornings because he was unable to stay in bed. He needed to get up ahead of schedule to share bible stories with his grandson.

Man standing beside woman on swing. | Photo: Pexels

Man standing beside woman on swing. | Photo: Pexels

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Although he liked spending time with his grandson, Fred was not enamored with storytelling, and he also loved staying in bed longer on weekends.

On this particular Sunday morning, his grandson discovered a pressed leaf between the pages of the bible. The boy ran to his grandmother and excitedly said, "Look what I found! It's Adam's suit!"

Little boy jumping near grass at daytime. | Photo: Pexels

Little boy jumping near grass at daytime. | Photo: Pexels

Enchanted by her grandson's wit, the grandma decided to take to the closest supermarket for ice ream. Fred taggled along. In the supermarket, Fred lost track of his wife and grandson. At that point, he came up with an idea.

Fred scanned the crowd in the shop and picked the most beautiful woman he finds. He then went up to the attractive lady and asked if he can converse with her for a few minutes.

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The interior of a shopping center. | Source: Pixabay

The interior of a shopping center. | Source: Pixabay

The woman was confused and asked him why. Fred replied, "I lost my wife in the crowd, and you can help me find her. When I talk to pretty women, she pops out of nowhere."

Make your gloomy day brighter with this other joke about a pregnant woman who attends a Lamaze class with her husband.

An attractive young woman busy on her cellphone. | Source: Pixabay

An attractive young woman busy on her cellphone. | Source: Pixabay

Lamaze aims to build a mother's confidence in her ability to give birth. Classes involve teaching pregnant women ways to understand how to deal with pain during labor.

The response from a husband when the teacher advised male partners to take their pregnant wives or girlfriends to walks will crack you up.

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