Dates were allowed just on Saturday night at a girls' college dormitory. However, one young man tried his luck, appearing on a Tuesday evening.
Along the hall of the dorm, he met an elderly woman. He told her that he needed to see a certain young lady right away. "I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her sibling," the young man said.
To which the woman replied, "Oh, she'll be surprised all right. But think of how surprised I am, I'm her mom!"
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Reading a funny story definitely brightens up one's day. If you laughed at that joke, this one might even be more hilarious.
Fred did not like Sunday mornings because he was unable to stay in bed. He needed to get up ahead of schedule to share bible stories with his grandson.
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Although he liked spending time with his grandson, Fred was not enamored with storytelling, and he also loved staying in bed longer on weekends.
On this particular Sunday morning, his grandson discovered a pressed leaf between the pages of the bible. The boy ran to his grandmother and excitedly said, "Look what I found! It's Adam's suit!"
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Enchanted by her grandson's wit, the grandma decided to take to the closest supermarket for ice ream. Fred taggled along. In the supermarket, Fred lost track of his wife and grandson. At that point, he came up with an idea.
Fred scanned the crowd in the shop and picked the most beautiful woman he finds. He then went up to the attractive lady and asked if he can converse with her for a few minutes.
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The woman was confused and asked him why. Fred replied, "I lost my wife in the crowd, and you can help me find her. When I talk to pretty women, she pops out of nowhere."
Make your gloomy day brighter with this other joke about a pregnant woman who attends a Lamaze class with her husband.
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Lamaze aims to build a mother's confidence in her ability to give birth. Classes involve teaching pregnant women ways to understand how to deal with pain during labor.
The response from a husband when the teacher advised male partners to take their pregnant wives or girlfriends to walks will crack you up.