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Daily Joke: Little Johnny Wanted to Go to the Zoo

Afouda Bamidele
Nov 21, 2020
05:30 A.M.

Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a little boy named Johnny, who was desperate to go to the zoo and found a way to pester his reluctant parents to agree to his request.

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A zoo is always a fascinating place for children to visit, so when little Johnny’s classmates came to school to tell him about their experience, he was determined to have a visit of his own.

He proceeded to tell his parents of his desire to visit the zoo, but they turned him down. Johnny didn’t give up and kept pestering them for days, telling them how he would be the only student in his class who hadn’t visited the zoo yet.

A photo of an Asian woman playing with an elephant in the zoo.

A photo of an Asian woman playing with an elephant in the zoo.

After almost a week, Johnny was finally able to convince his mother, who talked his father into taking him to the zoo the next weekend. After the exhilarating visit, Johnny’s mother asked him how it went.

Another hilarious joke tells the story of a man walking down the street with his pet, a baby monkey

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He answered, saying it was terrific and that he had the best time seeing all the animals upclose. His mother asked if he and his father had a swell time and little Johnny responded:

“Yeah, Daddy especially liked it. Especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”

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Another hilarious joke tells the story of a man walking down the street with his pet, a baby monkey. The man carried his monkey in his hand when he stumbled upon a friend who asked him what he was doing with a chimp.

The man responded that he got the monkey as a pet because he and his wife had no children, and they needed company so that their house wouldn’t be lonely. They decided that the monkey would live with them as a child and even eat from their dining table.

The friend was surprised that they would go through such drastic measures and asked where the chimp would sleep, and the man answered that the chimp would sleep in the same bed with him and his wife.

The friend then asked if he and his wife wouldn’t be bothered by the smell of the monkey in their matrimonial bed, but the man replied, “Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”

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What do you think of these jokes? Did you find them funny? If you did, click here to read one about three sons who were deciding on what to buy their beloved mother.

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