Daily Joke: A Beautiful Woman Is Suntanning on the Roof of a Hotel

Afouda Bamidele
Feb 24, 2021
06:10 A.M.
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Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a beautiful woman who suntanned on the roof of a hotel without a swimsuit only to find out she was putting on quite a show for the guests.


The hallmark of a well-enjoyed vacation for many people is an all-over body tan. So, when a woman named Olivia realized her holiday was about to come to an end, she was desperate to get tanned.

After thinking deeply about how she could achieve her goal, Olivia decided that going to the rooftop of the hotel was the best tanning spot she could get as it had no areas of shade and no distraction.

A woman soaking in a pool and enjoying the sun. | Photo: Shutterstock


On the first day of going there, she wore a swimsuit, conscious that the people around might be looking at her. However, she soon discovered that no one ever came to the rooftop ever. During the hours there, no one came up.

Convinced that none of the guests knew about the rooftop, Olivia decided that she was going to go there the next day, but this time without her swimsuit. But as soon as she settled down there, she heard footsteps coming up the stairs.


She quickly reached for her towel to cover up before the group of staff walk in. The porter stared at Olivia for a while before telling her the message the upper management sent him to deliver. He said:

“Excuse me, Miss. The hotel doesn’t mind you sunbathing up here, but could you please wear a swimsuit as you did yesterday?”


Confused that they knew she wore a swimsuit when nobody came on the rooftop yesterday, Olivia asked why it made a difference that she didn’t wear a swimsuit, and the porter answered, saying:

“Yes, Miss, but, you see, you’re lying on the restaurant’s skylight!”


Another hilarious joke tells the story of a technician and a general manager who boarded a train and couldn’t find a place to sit, so they had to settle for the spot across a young woman and her grandmother.

The young lady and the technician immediately developed a chemistry, and they exchanged looks to the effect. The train began heading for the tunnel, and once it entered, it turned pitch black. Then the sound of a heavy slap was followed by a kiss.

A passenger train going through tunnel. | Photo: Shutterstock


When the train finally left the tunnel, the four of them sat in silence like something didn’t happen. The grandmother thought to herself that her granddaughter slapped the technician after he tried to kiss her.

Meanwhile, the general manager thought to himself that his technician was quite brave to kiss the young lady. However, he was sad and wished the lady didn’t miss and slapped him instead of the technician. 


For the young lady, she was glad that she got kissed by the handsome technician, but she wished her grandmother didn’t slap him on her behalf. Finally, the technician, with a smile on his face, thought

“Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time!”

What do you think of these jokes? Did you enjoy them? If you did, click here to read about a man named John who was driving down the highway when his car surprisingly ran out of petrol.